I am thinking of buying a caravan holiday home near the coast (uk) is there any pitfalls i should be aware of.

I would like to take a touring caravan on holiday to France? Are dogs allowed into the country from the UK?

Getting rid of criminal status on caravaneer?

Have been playing the online game caravaneer, I attacked a police troop and became a criminal, although i have enjoyed the attacking caravans and police aspect of the game, i would like to try out some of the legal aspects that being a criminal expels you from, is there anyway to get rid of it w/o starting new game?

What are some good online economic flash games other than caravaneer and frontier?

That's all I need to know, Or games that are very simler

Caravan parks in England?

whaere are good caravan park in England, that have a beach near by

ageism on caravan parks?

Is it lawful for caravan parks in England and Wales to specify a minimum age for residents (typically over 50 on reidential sites)It seems discriminatory,particularly in the light of the new employment legislation regarding age discrimination

is there a website where i can play / download a game that lets you create your own water park etc...?

lyk amusment parks
water parks
caravan parks anything =)

what is the title of this film?

it starts with a kid on a caravan park playing a shoot em up arcade game .aliens then abduct him and he starts fighting for them in their fighter ufos ?????? i am quite sure the film is from the 80s

Taking my pet bird to France on holidays

I will be taking my pet parrot to my caravan in France each year. Does anyone take a pet bird to Europe on holiday and is there any advice they could share?

Ideal place in France for a holiday for a young couple?

Are there any places you would recommend for a reasonably priced holiday in France for a young couple? We're both 18 and 19.
Ideally it would be a caravan/camp site in a good location near beaches with on site facilities, however different recommendations are welcome.

Thankyou.

how can you say the following terms in french:?

1.iam the adventurer
2.iam what iam
3."let thousand dogs bark but the caravan move on"
4.a seed sprouted in fire never fade in sun
5.life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all
6.i live for the achievement
7.I CAN
8.the adventure revolution begins

please...say truely how can you say the above mentioned phrases in french in the same order...thanks in advance......

VIZ Letters?

Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British.
Ben Hunt

The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll be no more pension money left for us. I wish they'd make their minds up.
John

'Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.
Colin Hill

I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail lose around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She was sent by DHL next day delivery.
L Palmer, London

The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I.
P Boddington, Ringway

Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's m!nge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?
P, Leeds

On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct answer. The question asked 'What 'C' would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with?' to which I confidently replied '<unt'. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately! Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one's family?
Noel, Leeds

My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?
Alun Daniel

I'll never understand my neighbour. He has recently started wheel-clamping his own caravan when he finds he has inadvertently parked it in his own drive! I wonder if he is a sadist, a masochist or both.
Alan Thakray

Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?

On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've obviously never been to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road
Alan J., London

Hats off to the American police. They arrive at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to arrest him a mere six months after he admits climbing into bed with young boys on worldwide TV. Perhaps they should get some faster cars.
T Barnham, London

Could the Home Secretary explain to me how biometric checks on iris patterns and fingerprints are going to help keep tabs on muslim cleric Abu Hamsa.
Les, Barnsley

How come rap artist Dr. Dre can use the 'N' word on his multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I used it at my son's football match I was asked to leave the park? Once again, it's one law for the rich and another for the poor.
Reg Ashcroft, Bradford

The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in Britain, a third of whom do not even know that they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods?
John Campbell, e-mail

Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius.
Mike Woods, e-mail

With reference to that series "Manhunt" where ex-Special Forces soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the tw*t quickly enough the last time he played hide and seek with them.
Shuggie, e-mail

Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour.
Chris Scaife, Jesmond

I see on the news that Lord Hutton says he is "satisfied that David Kelly took his own life". He may not have liked Dr Kelly that much, but isn't this taking gloating just a little too far?
Dave Owen, Edinburgh

I was extremely saddened to hear of Richard Whiteley's recent death. But I was cheered to imagine his life support machine making the famous Countdown "da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da! Booooooo!" sound as he took his final breaths.
Tripod

I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My dad is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in customs.
Stan

What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that.
Thomas J

why does the parking brake sign come on my 2003 (?) Dodge Grand Caravan, its the parking brake, but its not on?

I have a 2003-I think- Dodge Grand Caravan, the parking brake signal comes on, and it isnt even in. It's when we pull into our driveway, and also when we get at the bottem of our hill, but the car runs very smoothly. No extras have been done either.

Caravan 2002 LS parking lights and tag light keep blowing the fuse, Why?

Relay has been changed out and no visible damage to the plugs on the front and rear parking lights. Haven't checked the tag light yet.

Private Caravan holiday in Northern Ireland - possibly Co Antrim?

We are looking to take a static caravan/ chalet holiday late July/August time. Does anyone know of anyone that hires out privately owned accommodation or any links to sites etc. Thanks in advance.

Is there any caravan parks like a Haven or Pontins in Republic of Ireland?

Just been to Dorset holidays at Haven caravn park with our 2 year old and had a briliant time. We want to go to ireland next year (2011) and wanted to know is there any caravn parks in ireland with entertainment so our little 2 year can be entertained at night, Haven and Pontins are perfect for this but they dont have parks in ireland! ;-(

Wig Wams..... Anyone recommend them for a holiday?

I have just found out in one of our favourite caravan parks you can now hire a wig wam with wooden canopy lights and central heating sky light window and lockable door. It sounds a hoot. have you been in one or do you know of these. I am excited now.. I am easily pleased. Never mind flitting off to another country.

Does anyone have a good story line for my book?

I normally have tons of ideas flowing through my head, but as of right now I'm completely stuck! please don't answer that "If I had any ideas I would use them myself" or "You should come up with your own ideas." Yeah, i know this much. SORRY!! i feel bad about asking, but PLEASE HELP! i Just need to build off this. It's going to be something kind of like "THe Mortal Instruments Series" If you've read that. So read this and then give me ideas to add to it. It's a fantasy genre (mainly.) Thanks in advance!

Waiting…is boring. Rain falls over the woods, the razors of water striking at the canopy over my head as I wait, pattering like a hand on a door. In the distance thunder murmurs quietly to itself, not yet ready to let leash on me. And my wait wears on.
A car’s headlights slice through the night, illuminating watery drops that strike the ground. I am in the shadows behind a huge oak, an 8-foot diameter. The ancient tree’s cousin’s guard all along the edge of the forest like guards does a castle. It’s very…special. Really special.
Then I hear him…the quiet brush of a hand on water leaves. He’s walking along the edge; square with me, but over a half mile away. Then I notice the speed-up in his pace as he begins to sprint. I have a two minute wait, maybe. I begin to tuck my hat into my bag. The ski cap drips with water that slips down my bomber jacket and leather skinny jeans then into my military boots. Brushing my long, black waves out of my eyes with my lacquer-gloves I tied the hair back into a low braid and wind it into a bun. My midnight blue eyes glitter as I listen to him growing closer.
Then he appears, his breathing is barely interrupted even though he just sprinted close to ¾ of a mile. “Gemma, hi.” He smiles at me, white teeth gleaming in the low light. I dash over to him and smother him with a hug, our wet bodies clinging together. He smells like metal and wetness. I inhale deeply. “I’m find Gem…calm down.” But his hands are shaking slightly and I reach around, taking them off my back and rubbing my hands against them.
“Let’s go home,” I beg. He leads me through the damp foliage and out into a clearing. In the center in a patch of foggy moonlight is a mo-ped, the color of the sky in daylight.
“Get on, Gemma.” I do and he hands me a helmet that I position on my head. Then I hear the quiet purr of the engine and he’s zooming down the deserted street. We fly across the land, rain slicing at us all the way. First there’s a prairie, empty of anything. Then we curve down a dirt road that snakes across the barren landscape like a scar. When we reach the end of this, I begin shivering. I want to say I’m cold but he’s such a boy I don’t think I could and not grow red in the cheeks so I keep quiet. Now we are rolling over hills, the flowing movements making my stomach drop and then rise, drop and then rise. And finally, FINALLY, we see the Victorian house in the distance, a small yellow dot on the horizon.
We zipped over the last hill and into a pine forest, the spikes scratching at us as we drove. The rain stopped, the storm holding off. As the night wore on and we grew closer my shivers subsided into just random racks that flew through my body randomly. Then we broke through the last of the trees and a mile away was the huge estate. By now we were speeding down a long brick driveway that wound through the grass and up to the door. “We’re here,” he announces to our small caravan: just him and me.

Thanks for reading! Please help! Thanks.